lionfloss:

source

yum

cyber-phobia:

depsidase:

holo-tape:

finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower

i’m dtf

mothurs:

down to forget

biglawbear:

official-lucifers-child:

every time i think, i take 10 damage

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

thebootydiaries:

jordanr770-blog:

thebootydiaries:

I hate my generation…While U are busy listening to oppa gangnam style I am listening to The Beetle

I dislike this very much.

While u play on Smart Phone I am raising cattle on the Farm. U raise phone for Selfies I raise my kettle listening to The beetle. Fool

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits. 

fdlkfmdsklfmsdklfds

theapatheticstag:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

hmmmmmmm I wonder

aight lets see what happens

hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?